The Dinner Ditty
We are gathered here today…
Game Boy
Favourite Douglas Adams Quotes
20th Century World Leaders You May Want To Fuck
The Evil Guide for Idiots
The Lipstick Man Commeth
She sat down to dinner
on a table finely laid
Her son snuck up behind her
And bashed her in the head
The tea caddy platter
Fell with a clatter,
The sugar brown
with gray matter.
But it was soon to transpire
That she did not expire
… to unite the bride and groom in marriage
In her wedding dress, white as a dove
Her hand so soft, in that satin glove
As I stood on the altar
I thanked the heavens above
For blessing me, with my one true love.
The union you are about to enter today is the closest and most tender of all relationships in which human beings can come
There was once a boy I knew
from way back in high school
He was an unpopular lad
and that made him really sad
He resorted to acts of indiscretion
in a futile bid for female attention
In one stunt he ran out of luck
and got run over by a truck
Ah Douglas Adams, I cried when you died. I read and re-read the Hitchhikers Guide as a tribute and clung on to my towel just in case. As such I see it fitting that I compile my favourite Douglas Adams quote. A tribute to his death (although he died on May 11th – I missed [...]
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